


At our farm, us moos are the bosses! Here we believe in DEMOOOCRACY!!
WE DECIDE whether we stay inside, snuggling on a warm straw mattress; or if we would rather trot outside to graze some fresh green grass where we can work on our farmer tan!
Now that’s PROPER FREE RANGE!!
It’s OUR CHOICE when to milk, when to gossip around the water cooler or when to head to the all-day buffet! We can even have our hair brushed & our backs scratched in our very own moo salon...!
Most of this is all thanks to Ronnie & Ruby - Two Friendly Robots, who though they don’t say much are always on hand when we want them!
The only others around are some devoted and jolly humans who WORK FOR US. They sort the buffet, change our straw sheets and make sure our loos don’t block!
IT’S A WHOLE MOO WORLD WHEN US MOOS ARE IN CHARGE!
how it works!
1. bring a clean bottle. or buy one of our glass bottles at the machine for £2.50. it is yours to keep, sterilise & refill.
500ml free paper cups are also available.
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2. tap and fill.pay by contactless. fill a litre of milk for £1.50
or half a litre for £1.
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3. take it home. keep it chilled and enjoy it for at least 3 days.
Why switch to our milk?:
award winning: double great taste gold star winner in 2023 & 2025
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gently pasteurised, never homogenised: the cream rises to the top, just as it should
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fresh within hours: our milk travels at most about 30 miles to any machine
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no single use plastic: one glass bottle, filled again and again
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open 24/7: no queues, no trolley, no closing time

